Good morning, Hamed

Graphite skies of Brooklyn calmly drape Fourth Avenue
Fifteen year old gangsters have a honey-dipped or two
In Arabic, some patrons shoot the breeze
Jeez, Louise

Hungry Hamed's, baby, count your change
Said, "Your food's a little funky, the atmosphere is mange"
Sam's upset at Hamed and Hamed's on his feet
Hungry Hamed's, baby, just three blocks from Bergen Street

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Well, you can have a little cry, baby, you can even beg
Only reason I go back is that you can't screw up an egg
Sometimes they treat you worse when you say please
They forget the ham or cheese

Hungry Hamed's, baby, count your change
Said, "Your food's a little funky, the atmosphere is mange"
Sam's upset at Hamed and Hamed's on his feet
Hungry Hamed's, baby, just three blocks from Bergen Street

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

You give Darren whatever he wants, alright
Can I have a cup of tea with milk and two sugar?
And scrambled eggs on a rolled mushroom, and ham and cheese
A big French [Incomprehensible]

I'm beige and funky, like a rubber band
I'm a lapis-eyed devil with my pen in hand
It takes flour and chocolate for an angel cake
Say now Hamed, whatcha do with all them donuts that you bake?
Hamed, what you do with all them donuts that you bake?

Hamed, Hamed, Hamed
What you do with all them donuts that you bake?

My roommates won't go with me, though it's only blocks away
Chandler holds a grudge from about five years ago today
Some sign about free soda was a scam
Well, that's Chan

Hungry Hamed's, baby, count your change
Said, "Your food's a little funky, the atmosphere is mange"
Sam's upset at Hamed and Hamed's on his feet
Hungry Hamed's, baby, just three blocks from Bergen Street

Oh yeah

The breakfast cook